Coming soon to a my space near you,  an exciting new entry from the people that brought u the welcome message from 10min ago.  A daring tale of how people have 2 much time on there hands and who are selfishly denying there duty to be a more productive members of society choosing to gratify themself by publishing crap on a medium that already has more crap on it than sports car at a sea gull convention.  Coming to a my space near you.

BLOGGING IS STUPID

staring some tough guy and heaps of hot women.

Reserve tickets now to avoid disappointment.  

WELCOME, clearly u are lost. 

And for those of u a little slow on the uptake, yes that is code for go away.  But for those of u 'frozen' like a deer caught in the head lights, thrown by the sudden realisation id rather spend 20min writing something as pointless and incoherent as this entry, rather than inform u about the man, the myth, the legend that is me.  Well u make a good point and i suppose my rebuttal would consist of "good news i dont care" its my space, go back to yours day tripper. You dont get to have any feelings or thoughts about my space so clear off. 

However i am a reasonable man, a stallion of a man if u have had the pleasure of reading my contact card, so if your still reading clearly u worship the ground i walk on and want me to be your god.  Well i must warn u i will be a vengeful god.  However when u finally get around to writing the bible of my teachings, a book that will outsell harry potter and be extra thick allowing u to beat little puppies with it, u will need some of my origin story.  Thus i will begin by informing u of the origins of this my space web site, perhaps the greatest pieces of technical and literary achievement in recent years.     

After many years of not caring i finally decided it might be a good idea to begin crafting a my space.  I say crafting because like an artist i will craft my site over a great period of time, and like an artist most of my work will be done whilst im under the influence.  Allowing me to demonstrate my awesome skill by multi tasking,  not that crafting a my space isnt an effective way of wasting time, its just a pretty pointless boring one.  However its important to note that my artistry  does not ensure quality, the many weeks of time i will put into this site will be the result of my better judgement telling me to do something more productive like sleep, thus drawing out the process.

As i am sure u have realised i have chosen an under water theme.  This reflects drowning, its designed to give those people i dont like, i.e most people, a subtle hint.  Chances are no one will visit this site and therefore most of what i am saying is rhetorical, but just encase u poor misguided fools get lost and wind up on my space, please dont make the mistake of thinking i care about anything u have to say.  I dont want to here any of this "well that wasn’t funny" or "scott what do u mean".  Well u just need to remember three things whilst surfing my site:

1)my word is law

2)u cant prove anything, i found her like that...i mean...anyway

3)The acronym “lol” will not appear on this site in any capacity, any one caught using this acronyms or even sniggering will have to face the wrath of the godfather.  And believe me that is one wrath than god himself would not want to face.  Fortunately Christ is computer illiterate, he gets his porn the old fashioned way, and anyone using lol on this site will wish they were as well.  

Keep those two things in mind and we should  just get along swimmingly.  Get it “swimmingly, water theme, drowning” oh I give up, and don’t pretend u made the connection.  

Well that’s about it, this entry could have been better and more insightful but its late and who is more insightful than i?  if your still reading then clearly u have no life what so ever and its people like u that make me feel good. 

Any comments or questions can be posted on my site, please dont think ill read them or care and keep in mind that they will probably be deleted…immediately, if not sooner. However i cant turn the blogging option off i guess ill just let u do what u think is right.  And since your on my site I suggest u remember rule 1.

Untill next time, yours in suffering

Scott danger powers 1.

P.s. Any attempts to encourage others to visit this site will be dealt with most severely, this isn’t ebay people find something else to do with your life and leave others to wallow in the misery of there own.